WHY BULLDOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Bulldogs don't need a new car to be accepted by their friends.
Bulldogs don't care when I purchase new shoes.
Bulldogs don't forgett to fold down the toilet lid.
Bulldogs care about the trash can.
Bulldogs getting by with one armchair.
Bulldogs don't ask where I go.
Bulldogs honestly are pleased when I return.
Bulldogs can be puchased at any time.
With bulldogs you don't have parents in law.
Bulldogs don't snot onto the paveway.
Bulldogs dont' gripe while a trip by car.
Bulldogs don't know it always better.
Bulldogs don't want to solve the problems of the world.
Bulldogs always look cute.
Bulldogs are fine with two meals a day.
Bulldogs need less space in bed.
Bulldogs leave my blanket.
Bulldogs don't leave laundry.
Bulldogs dont't need to become drunk, to have fun.
WHY BULLDOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Bulldogs don't always purchase new shoes.
Bulldogs don't always need to be styled.
Bulldogs don't need to go to the hair stylist.
Bulldogs don't always re-arrange the furniture.
Bulldogs sleep during a trip by car.
Bulldogs don't care if master is once drunk.
Bulldogs don't care if master farts.
Bulldogs don't care if the toilet lid is fold up.
Bulldogs don't go to a caffee party.
Bulldogs always want to snuggle in bed.
Bulldogs know that tey cannot read a map.
Everything is wrong !!!
If a breeder provides his stud to others for breeding, he needs money.
If a breeder doesn't provide his stud to others for breeding, he is conceited.
If a breeder feeds his dogs with food of high-quality, which is rather expensive is this the reason
for the high price of the pups.
Doesn't feed the breeder his dogs with expensive, high-quality food, they're are pathetic.
If a breeder sells all the pups of a litter, it seems, that the pups are not good enough for himself.
If the breeder keeps a pup for himself, he begrudges the good to others.
Breeders who show their dogs on exhibitions, want to take centre stage.
Dogs of breeders who don't show their dogs on exhibitions are not worth of it.
The reason for a small litter is bad dog keeping.
If the litter is big, the breeder put two litters together.
If the breeder keeps an additional breed, he doesn't know his own mind.
If a breeder keeps only a single breed, he is narrow of mind.
If the price for a pup is high, the breeder is too big for one's boots.
If the price for a pup is low, the animals are not worth of it.
If the dogs are always clean at breeders place, the breeder doesn't let the dogs go outside.
If the dogs are dirty, they are living in the mud.
If the dogs live in an enclosure, they are deported.
If the dogs in the breeds house it must always be dirty there.
If the breede consults a veterinarian regulary, the dogs must be sick.
If the breeder consults a veterianarian only in rare cases, the dogs must be sick.